Throat-Punch Resumes
Las Vegas
Las Vegas
We offer personal concierge career transitioning services for veterans, law enforcement, and first responders, taking the guesswork out of resume writing, interviewing, and taking the next step with you into the unknown.
You have served other people in your career, let us serve you with the kind of personalized service you deserve.
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What do you love most about your job?
Being able to help people get past the obstacle of having to figure out how to write a resume. That's our work. We take it off your shoulders and we make it happen for you. All you have to do is help us answer questions about your experiences.
What inspired you to start your own business?
After my deployments, I had a resume that said "I did nothing, with no one, nowhere." I had to get a civilian job and had to figure out a quick way of explaining what I had done overseas without scaring the natives. Not only did I land a great job, but I ended up doing the resumes of all my bosses. That's when I knew, there was a need I could fulfill and help people use their experiences overseas to help them move forward in their careers.
Why should our clients choose you?
Because we actually give a damn about what happens to our clients. We don't have draft limits, although our editor's eyebrows start peaking after the 5th draft. We don't just write resumes, we help you figure out all the things around the resume that can get you hired and help empower you to the next chapter of your life.
Can you provide your services online or remotely? If so, please add details.
We prefer online and remotely and have been doing so for 15 years. If you live locally or absolutely need to meet with us, we can make arrangements to meet. So far, we have been servicing the planet and 6 continents with only having to meet 4 times with our clients face to face.
What changes have you made to keep your customers safe from Covid-19?
We don't like peopleing and have been avoiding people for over 15 years. You never have to see us but you do need to talk to us. We do phone, facetime, skype, and email. If you have another service you would like to use, let us know and we will consider it.
Cover Letter
Ah, the dreaded Cover Letter. Industry standard requires all resumes to be submitted with a cover letter. A Cover Letter gives the Hiring Manager a reason to read your resume. Also, by the time we are done with yours, you can use it as the email template to send your documents off digitally and not have to write the “Dear So-and-So, I am writing to blah, blah, blah so read my stuff and hire me” letter. You simply copy and paste the cover letter contents into the BODY of the email. Done and Done! Nothing could be simpler. Well, not sending one could be simpler-That’s a sure way to not get considered.
Brand New Resume
A brand-spankin' new resume, from scratch, with all the trimmings. Order this if you don’t have a resume and you don’t want to save $150 buying the resume and cover letter package. Cover Letters are industry-standard. We don’t make the rules up, we just play them.
New Resume + Cover Letter Package
New Resume + Cover Letter (That’s it. No Frills. Unless you want frills, in which case go to the arts and crafts shop and buy frilly things).
This is our package deal. You get a full résumé and cover letter tailored to the job description of your choice. This is what you need to order if you don’t have a résumé or cover letter and you JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH THIS DAMN ORDERING PROCESS. If you want this and some Ninja Skills Coaching, get the Basic Ninja Package.
Career Coaching (Ninja Skills)
You are the embodiment of service. You are the commensurate professional and you get the job done, day AND night. How do you explain this on paper? TO CIVILIANS?! How do you even begin to translate NCOIC to a civilian? We get it done for you.
Ninja Skills packages can help you get there. These are packages based on successful techniques now used by thousands of military and law enforcement personnel to highlight skills and showcase results. The simple techniques and proven and practical. Whether you are just starting to look for work or whether you’ve been in for 25 years and have no idea where to start, you’ll gain the necessary skills and knowledge to get you great results.
Ninja Skills is the one-on-one application of your documents in an easy and practical conversation. Get your head wrapped around what your documents are showcasing to the world.
Get your resume and cover letter professionally written-submit a resume package that best represents your military and wartime experiences.
Get your abilities and training translated into simple lay terms for potential civilian employers.
Understand the job search market and powerfully manipulate the structure to situate yourself ahead of others who have not done the work.
Apply for and be selected to jobs that fit your overall plan, taking into consideration, geography, salary, benefits and overall quality of life.
Learn to market yourself as a powerhouse of skills, abilities and values.
This rich resource will continue to serve you even after you find your ideal job for years to come. These are life skills you can apply anywhere, anytime!
Basic Ninja: On target. Every. Single. Time. You get 1 Resume and 1 Cover Letter PLUS a 30-minute review of your documents and what next steps you should take. Done and Done
Ninja Warrior: Smooth, quick and agile. Everything in the Basic Ninja Package AND 2 hours LIVE coaching session (also can be done over the phone/internet if you can’t meet in person). Get your most important questions answered.
Ninja Assassin: Gets the job done every time. Everything in the Basic Ninja Package PLUS 3-hours LIVE coaching sessions (in person or over the phone/internet).
Ninja Dragon: Stealthy-with dragon-like reflexes. Everything in the .Basic Ninja Package PLUS 8-hours of coaching including LinkedIn and other social media hidden secrets, networking strategies (that actually work), interview skills prep including answering strategies, foolproof plan to maintain consistency in responses and answers to the top 12 most asked questions.
