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Since 1987 ConArtists have had years of tailoring hilarious entertainment for any event. Contact us today and sit back and let our Creative Directors take care of everything.
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Married to the Mob
One of our most popular shows. The Linguini Family is desperate for their eldest grandchild, to get married. The only problem is every time they get to the alter, the fiance’ gets whacked.
By the end of the night some lucky person will say, “I do”. Capiche?
Dress up in your Mafia best, prizes awarded. Tony, the wedding singer, is an additional entertainment option.
Comedy on Stage
This show is 45-60 minutes and comprises a mixture of skits, songs, poems and interactive games, all totally improvised. 2-3 professional actors use suggestions from the audience together with information obtained in advance about the group attending the function, their business and some of its ‘personalities’. This show needs no special staging so can be performed anywhere – however for larger venues and audiences, microphones are required.
Comedy with Character
This runs throughout the evening lasting approximately 2 hours. Our 2 actors, as characters of your choice, meet and greet guests as they arrive, mingle while they enjoy drinks and then help seat them for dinner. During the meal they conduct a little table fun and then conclude the evening with a 20-minute show as described above.
Abba-Tastic
Calling all Dancing Queens and Disco Kings for our 70’s styled show. If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re feeling down . . . take a chance on a show that celebrates all things ABBA.
Our Chiquititas will give you, give you, give you an hilarious time. Your colleagues will be thanking you for the music as the winner takes it all.
We can replace ABBA with any band or decade of your choice for hardly any money, money, money.
YO-HO-HO and a Bottle of Fun
Why did the Pirate carry a bar of soap….. so when he got swept overboard he
could wash himself ashore! Arrrrrr. Channel your inner Pirate with this Swashbuckling show which sees
Santa being kidnapped and Christmas hijacked by The Pirate Queen and King. Take part in the Best Booty or Treasure Chest Competition, write your own seas shanty and wear an eye-patch just because you can.
A Brand new show all ready to set sail and have you Ho-Ho-Ho ing like you’ve drunk a barrel of rum. The Santa element can be easily removed so the show can be enjoyed year round.
Klue-Do Live
You are cordially invited to play your part in our Klu-do Live! evening. This show is a combination of scripted scenes and “fly by the seat of your pants” improvisation. It promises a great might of laughs.
The occasion is the annual party that all the village attends, no matter what class or position distinction they hold. But the guests become trapped on Manor Island when the only bridge is swept away. When the murders start occurring, the guests begin their own investigation. Characters are grilled and clues are pooled as the tables work to find the solution and motive to these heinous crimes.
The Amazing Race
Teams enjoy a full four hours of fun as they see sights and places around Auckland.
They meet interesting characters along the way and participate in brain teasers, creative challenges and events from jumping from the Sky Tower to building sandcastles.
Can be prepared for other locations in New Zealand.
The Da Vinci Inspiration
Your Teams meet Leonardo da Vinci and work with him and other New Zealand artists to produce unique and lasting art works which reflect your company’s vision. A brilliant way to unlock creativity in your Teams and find hidden talents. Around 3 hours.
You will be amazed by your masterpieces!
50 – 250 people.
Top Chef
Join a professional chef and their comedic side kick for some innovative and entertaining team building.
Your staff work together to prepare their meal and then sit down to enjoy.
You can choose from the full meal. “Italian Passion” or our sinful, “Cupcake Heaven” or the scrumptious “Christmas Canapes”.
Learn some professional cooking tips to take back to the office or home.
Lights, Camera, Action!
A taste of Peter Jackson as Teams write, shoot, edit and screen their own corporate video. Helped along the way by professional Directors, Camera People and Editors.
The perfect end is to screen at the end of the day with an awards ceremony. This is a one day event.
Team Training
We’ve all been to lots of training, both specific and general, and let’s face it, there’s nothing new under the sun…. Until now.
Combining high energy techniques for training actors, and adding business nous is something really new. This will be tailored for your needs and wrapped in a comedy blanket. Some times it’s a scratchy wool one and sometimes it’s a downey, snugly covering but always fun. Most teams don’t even realise they’re learning because they’re having such a good time but the outcomes are real.
We can look at team building from a couple of hours, to re-invigorate teams, to whole days of working together to solve problems or create new and relevant ideas for the workplace.
Communication Training is based on whole brain engagement and asks individuals to monitor their skills, giving a simple map to do so. Call us for a chat to introduce your company culture to us and our skilled Creative Directors will tailor to your requirements.
MC's
Corporate & Event MC’s and Celebrants
Conferences and events are a big investment in time, money and resources. So make sure you have an MC that’s going to keep your delegates and guests motivated and entertained as well as reinforcing your messages. Participate in your own conference and let your MC ensure everything runs smoothly.
We can also help your speakers give dynamic, memorable presentations through coaching or even participate in their session and bring their messages to life.
Your MC can recommend entertainment and training designed to bring your delegates together to work cooperatively, enjoy one another’s company and have a great laugh.
Let our Conference Coaches help create a memorable, stimulating complete conference experience.
ConArtists also has two certified marriage celebrants Penny Ashton and Geoff Dolan. They will craft an entertaining, tailor-made ceremony to ensure smiles all round on your special day.