Loading...

Please wait ...

Keep Calm And Book Us logo
K

Keep Calm And Book Us

Maidstone , Kent

(112)
1 hire on Bark
‘19 Certificate of Excellence, 2019
Keep Calm And Book Us logo
K

Keep Calm And Book Us

Maidstone , Kent

(112)
1 hire on Bark
‘19 Certificate of Excellence, 2019

About

Adam and Rosy - Bringing the best in professional entertainment since 1993

ABOUT US
Husband and Wife entertainment team, providing fabulous professional entertainment for every occasion. Weddings, Children's parties, Cabaret, Corporate, Private and Public events and much more.

More...

Reviews (112)

Leave a review
P
26 November 2019

They are brill and talented friendly they are the best

Z
24 November 2019

Adam was toastmaster and magician at our wedding - and I have to say he was incredible. He added so much to the day, and made it even better than it was already. I am genuinely impressed by the number of great suits he owns, and he was such a sweet guy. Also, when he noticed I was nervous before the ceremony he also went out of his way to make sure I was as calm as possible. Such a great toastmaster, such a great magician and all-round great guy. I can't describe how much I recommend him. More...

P
29 September 2019

Amazing party today with Adam & Rosy, the kids were having so much fun and they done a fab job keeping them entertained, would definitely recommend and use again, everyone said how good you both were, thank you for giving Jack the best party ever! X

J
8 September 2019

Adam and Rosy were so lovely and helpful from our first contact, list n the day they made our Garden Party extra special and great fun. Both individually talented and skilled at their craft .. incredible stilt walking, DJ, amazing magic tricks, fun children’s entertaining & Balloon modelling, swing style singing, jokes, awesome fire eating .. wow, wow, wow! They both look fabulous in their costumes, were friendly and always helpful, lovely to all the guests, they set the tone for the day, gentle, relaxed, fun, they interacted with the guests .. but didn’t embarrass anyone. Everyone LOVED them. Nothing was too much trouble. For such a wide variety of entertainment, the interesting thing is, they are both excellent at everything they do, brilliantly accomplished. They work so well together and individually talented. We are so happy we have discovered Keep Calm and Book Us. Can’t imagine any event without them and we are already planning next year’s party because we have found them and want to see them again! Thankyou to you both. Highly Recommended. 10/10 See you again soon we hope! More...

R
17 August 2019

Such a lovely entertainer my son loves watching you do your magic. We have seen you 3 times now at ramsey 1940s weekend. Definitely recommend.

H
6 August 2019

We had the pleasure of having Adam and Leanne at our home on Saturday to help us celebrate our wedding anniversary with friends and family, young and old. They were absolutely fantastic and really did make our night a great success. They are super talented, the children were thoroughly entertained with their magic, games and balloon modelling and we then went on to enjoy the rat pack style signing and disco. They were very sociable and friendly and we had lots of comments the next day on how good they were and how much everybody enjoyed themselves. We would highly recommend and will definitely be inviting them along to further celebrations in the future. Thanks again, The Forests xxx More...

H
21 July 2019

Adam and Leanne were amazing for my sons 6th birthday party. 2hrs non stop entertainment, with nearly 40 children, wasn't the easiest group but they were amazing. with party games, magic, dancing and balloon models, everyone had a great time. cannot recommend these two enough, they are funny, kind and just the absolute best. thank you both xx More...

S
16 July 2019

Thanks so much to Adam & Leanne who entertained our twins, and 16 of their friends, so fantastically at their 7th birthday party. Great communication from booking enquiry through to arrival. All went like clockwork, and enabled us and other parents to enjoy ourselves watching our children enjoy themselves. More...

V
12 July 2019

We booked these amazing two for my sons 5th birthday party in July 2019, they were absolutely FAB! Not only did they keep their attention for over an hour they also had the adults crying with laughter too! We will definitely book again as loved them!! Thank you so much!! ��� More...

M
13 May 2019

Unique amazing and a lot of fun! Can’t recommend these guys enough. We booked for our daughters 7th birthday and choose the greatest showman package . . I hear all you parents wince! As like me you’ve most likely watched the film a gazillion times and made to listen to the soundtrack on every given opportunity, not that I’m knocking it thankfully it’s a really good movie & soundtrack! The party itself was brilliant, from the moment it started to the very end, the children (and adults) where kept entertained, full of fun, laughter, and jaw drops. Poppy loved her birthday and has already asked for the same again next year! Once again a huge big thank you from all of us More...

L
27 March 2019

They’re a fantastic Act. Unique and wonderfully fun! Highly skilled and professional.

J
27 February 2019

We would highly recommend Adam. We booked him for our wedding last May and he kept all the guests young and old thoroughly entertained with the most amazing magic tricks!! Great value for money too.

E
14 February 2019

My daughter’s 7th ‘greatest showman’ party was spectacular ! I have had so much positive feedback about how great it was .

N
19 December 2018

Thank you so much for accommodating our school trip yesterday it was just magical. For some of our children they have never been to see Father Christmas and they were just blown away. In the words of a 5 year old, ' today is the best day of my life' . More...

N
2 December 2018

Fantastic time at Santa's Grotto today, the twins loved it as did Mum and dad! We'll definitely be back next year!

C
2 December 2018

we visited Santa’s Grotto at the Hop Farm yesterday and these guys went above and beyond for every child and family that was there! Our son is only 1 but it catered for children all ages with so much to do to keep them entertained whilst waiting for Santa and all of the entertainers were so upbeat, energetic and definitely looked the part! Well worth a visit - couldn’t recommend higher ⛄️ More...

K
10 November 2018

This is my favourite vintage fair! Such a great range of stalls, from homeware to clothing to vintage hair stylists! I’ve been attending for the last few years, really hope the fair becomes quarterly again so I don’t have to wait so long to find my bargains!

L
10 November 2018

It is a walk down memory lane, with friendly people and fabulous goods to purchase.

A
7 October 2018

We booked Adam to perform magic at out wedding six Years ago for our wedding and he was a amazing, so when it came to our eldest boy,s 5th birthday party we decided to go to Adam for our entertainer! I have to say he and Leanne put on an absolutely brilliant show, they managed to hold an audience of 30 5 year olds captive for the full hour long show and entertained all of the adults too! One mum told me she hadn’t laughed as much in years! I can not recommend Adam enough and I would 100% recommend him both for weddings and children’s parties! More...

C
1 October 2018

Thank you so much for making my sons greatest showman party totally awesome!!!! He loved everything about it !!!

P
23 July 2018

Saw Adam a few years ago in Maidstone and kept his card knowing one day I would book him as he was amazing!
The time came and I booked Adam for my dads 70th birthday. He was comical and kept everyone entertained throughout his time with us.
I would highly recommend Adam.
More...

E
23 July 2018

Absolutely brilliant! all 29 children had the most amazing time, and have all been talking about it. Finley loved every minute of it and has decided already that he wants you back for his 5th! !
As usual guys you are fantastic and i would recommend you to every one! Thank you again x
More...

G
23 July 2018

I wanted to say a massive thank you to you for Friday. You were brilliant!! Everyone that came to our wedding that I have seen or spoken to since Friday has not failed to mention you and how good you were, so I needed to pass this on to you. Kate and Gary

C
23 July 2018

Omg where do I start, we came to see your paw patrol show today & meet and greet at the hop farm. you and your team were amazing! !! Ryder you were great in every way, great with the kids and adults, for the little amount of money it cost to see the show and greet the pups you all done such a great job! My boy was overwhelmed by the great time he had, and the superhero activities were also great, couldn't fault anything at all well done to u and your team!! such a wonderful time and my little boy has more great memories, will keep a look out for your future events and of course recommend u to all! Thank you again and enjoy the rest of your shows xx More...

K
23 July 2018

Adam, I wanted to say a BIG Thank you for being a part of our wedding in December :) All of our guests absolutely loved you and a few have asked for your details which I have passed on. You really made our wedding more special and fun by being a part of it! More...

D
23 July 2018

Just wanted to send you a personal thank you for your event at hop farm today. We went to 3 of your events in the day. My boy loved it so much. Myself and partner have even been talking about booking you up for my boys birthday it was that good. Top bloke and top crew More...

D
23 July 2018

Another brilliant party (our 5th or 6th) by Adam Hoffman and Leanne! This time a disco for our 8 yr old twins. The guys are great- we have used various different locations over the years and they have never let us down, always arrived on time with all their equipment and have always thoroughly entertained the children (and lots of innuendos for the adults too �! ) Thanks guys- Katy & Freya and friends loved their disco �� More...

H
23 July 2018

Thank you for Saturday! Amazing magic fun that everyone loved - a little something for all ages! Topped off with the fire breather in the evening to finish our special day! Thank you! Loved it!

L
23 July 2018

Fabulous entertainment, always get the feel
Good factor when I see Adam and Rosy do their acts xx

R
23 July 2018

Amazing! Go to hop farm a lot and see Adam there, my son loves him and he always always has time to chat and make him laugh, I booked him and Leanne for my sons birthday party for magic and games and dances and he was so funny he held the kids and adults attention for whole time everyone has said how funny he was, totally professional, but hilariously funny well worth it will continue to visit at the Hop Farm and would definitely recommend and book again.

S
23 July 2018

Adam & Rosy were fantastic at my house party to celebrate my husbands 40th and our 10th wedding Anniversary. I kept Rosy's fire performance being burlesque as a surprise for my husband and the guests. It certainly went down a treat and she looked amazing and so stylish. Her DJ'ing skills were also brilliant. Everyone was on the dance floor as son as she started. Adam amazed everyone with his magic. I had people coming up and commenting about how quick and clever he was. They really made the evening come alive and turned a house party into a night that we will never forget. Thank you SO much. x More...

L
23 July 2018

I've known Adam and Leanne for years now and have always loved the work that they do.....when I got engaged and started planning my wedding I just knew I had to have them there. ...i messaged Adam and asked if he would do me the honour of coming to my wedding and performing....he agreed and we discussed that he would come along and sing while we had the wedding breakfast.

My special day arrived and I couldn't wait to see what he had in store.......WOW!!!!...... I wasn't expecting that....he was absolutely incredible!!!!!!
He sang, he danced, he joked, he played 'instruments ' he got people involved, there was roars of laughter, banter and lots and lots of applause and praise.

The hour in which he performed was the quickest I've ever know and I honestly didn't want him to stop.....my 55 guests absolutely LOVED him and the amount of people who asked me....'where have you been hiding him' - ' how can I book him?' And the praise and comments I got were truly a credit to you guys.

Apart from marrying the love of my life......this part of the day was undoubtedly the best!!!

I can't wait to see him do his thing in this year's panto and we have lots of family parties in the pipe line so I will most defiantly be booking Adam again!

Love ya dude!
See ya soon
The new Mrs Enscoe
Xxxxxx
More...

L
23 July 2018

We had Adam today at my daughters birthday party. Adam was amazing! The kids and adults found him hilarious and so much fun.
Thank you! Totally recommend them! X
More...

S
23 July 2018

We booked Adam to entertain my wife and I and all of our guests for our wedding at rowhill grange. He really is a magician and proves that magic really does exist. He was brilliant with everyone. Jaw dropping tricks and making people laugh. I would recommend Adam to anyone looking for entertainment for any occasion. Thank you. Steve & Kerry. More...

M
23 July 2018

I booked Adam for my 40th Birthday bash at Zizzi's Maidstone. Leading up to the event Adam was extremely helpful and on the night was spot on! He is an extremely talented individual, with not only a fantastic voice but managed to capture everyone's attention with his close up magic. This was all done with fast paced wit and all 33 guests thoroughly enjoyed the evening. A memorable 40th thanks to Adam. More...

R
23 July 2018

Really enjoyed your show today at the Hop Farm - Thanks for not taking it seriously!
and well done for dealing with some proper mouthy kids too :O

p.s. I got the "two swords" joke - keep it in!
More...

C
23 July 2018

Absolutely amazing !! On my first trip to hop farm over Easter I had made peace with the fact I would be sat down watching some kids entertainer who may have died a little inside after two weeks of Easter fun , and that I would be bored to tears. . I WAS SO WRONG! Alice and the mad hatter were amazing !!!! We then spent the entire day with them and have yet to even explore Hop farm ! If they are a permeant feature, we will be too!

They were both great with the kids and were so funny !! Definitely not just for kids !!
Would highly recommend !!
More...

J
23 July 2018

Adam and Leanne were absolutely fantastic and made our daughter's 4th birthday party a great experience for all. They held the attention of nearly 30 2-4 year olds for a couple of hours (not an easy task! ) and our daughter continues to talk about her party and attempts to reenact Adam's tricks and jokes on a daily basis. I would 100% recommend both Adam and Leanne and would definitely rebook them for another party. More...

S
23 July 2018

Fantastic entertainment for a very special wedding! Thank you for being a part of Asher and Trevor’s wedding day and making it the success it was!! Highly recommend xx

S
23 July 2018

Hi Adam,just wanted to drop you a line to say how impressed I was with your entertainment Saturday evening,everybody I have spoken to had a cracking night mainly thanks to you!

I hope to have an excuse to book you again real soon!thanks again Steve
More...

J
21 February 2018

Monica Vintage is my therapy, I so look forward to each Fair. Everything is just so special it’s like a huge family it’s lovely. Counting down the days to the next one! Thank you Monica and Team� More...

S
5 February 2018

Hi Adam,just wanted to drop you a line to say how impressed I was with your entertainment Saturday evening,everybody I have spoken to had a cracking night mainly thanks to you!

H
7 December 2017

All round entertainers for all ages. Worked with them at numerous 1940s weekenders and they never cease to amaze me. Such talent!

L
11 November 2017

One of the absloute best vintage fairs. Bargains to be had, cake to be eaten and super friendly atmosphere. Great job people !

C
10 June 2017

Great job, thank you Adam and Leanne. We laughed as much as our kids (who are still talking about you!). Highly recommended! X

R
19 April 2017

Adam was fab at our wedding! Great magic and a bit of comedy and banter with the guests as well! Excellent, everyone loved him. Thanks again! Mr and Mrs Templeton

C
17 February 2017

In stitches at the Hopfarm during the magic show. The kids liked it too.

R
16 January 2017

Adam and Leanne really pull out all the stops and much more when they're booked for any occasion. Very professional, unique and flawless in their variety of acts and entertainment services, anyone reading this, I highly recommend booking them if you want to end up with a truly high end event.

J
6 November 2016

Cakes and a good rummage for bargains whilst listening to great music.

R
28 October 2016

Really enjoyed your show today at the Hop Farm - Thanks for not taking it seriously! and well done for dealing with some proper mouthy kids too :O

J
26 June 2016

I have now hired Adam twice and he went down a storm both times with the children and adults, such a fun entertainer. Thank you to you and your lovely assistant "Debbie McGee"

S
13 June 2016

Well worth going. Lots of things to buy and really nice people!

K
3 June 2016

Monica vintage fair tomorrow can't Waite

Z
28 May 2016

Went to hop farm and saw paw patrol party dances as my 2 year old nephew loves them even at 26 I wanted to be dancing along brilliant show

L
23 May 2016

Not enough stars to confirm how fantastic these guys are!!!! Would highly recommend to everyone - kept 37 children & parents entertained & laughing for over an hour this weekend! !! Will definitely be booking again! More...

M
11 April 2016

Great magic show at the Hop Farm. My two kids were up on stage and had a great time. Lots of laughs all round Thank you!!

L
23 March 2016

Can't recommend Adam highly enough! He kept both children and adults entertained during our PTA MadHatters Tea Party fundraiser! What a super star! Would most definitely book him again. Massive thanks again Adam! More...

T
13 March 2016

Absolutely brilliant show today kids laughed all the way through and so did we- so talented thank you xx

S
5 March 2016

First Monica's vintage fair I've been to, my grandaughter and I had a lovely time,thank you .

R
28 January 2016

109 wedding guests &24 children all very happy customers. Toastmaster, dj, elsa, face painting, Olaf, table magic, lighting, evening magic, balloons! !! Fabulous day & would highly recommend these very professional entertainers for any occasion. I'll upload a few pics at a later time. Thanks again!!!! X More...

A
25 January 2016

Well what can I say saw these guys at the Hop Farm and decided to book them for my Son's 6th birthday. We booked the Superhero Themed Disco and they were absolutely fantastic kept all 37 children moving from start to finish. Don't doubt them just book them you wont be disappointed. In My Son's Words THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. xx More...

C
18 January 2016

Lovely vintage fair, really nice people, great entertainment, simply one of the best. Can't wait for 2016 events xx

K
24 November 2015

Thank you so much for last Saturday for Wilfy's 7th birthday party you both did a super job as always and all the kids especially Wilf loved it! !! Thanks again and see you soon xxx More...

G
20 September 2015

Thanks for the fabulous job you both did at our wedding 12.9.15. If anyone out there is looking for great entertainment for that special occasion then look no further - I would highly recommend this terrific team. x

R
3 September 2015

They were epic! Played all the music and chose complimentary songs I didn't even think of! So pleased and would book them again :)

S
3 August 2015

Just fantastic entertainment, so many people complemented both of you. We both had an amazing wedding and your contribution made it fantastic. Definitely definitely definitely recommend to others. Thank you so much. Xx More...

K
4 July 2015

Amazing thank you for helping make my son's 5th birthday brilliant. Would recommend to everyone x

D
3 July 2015

We booked Adam for my brothers wedding. He was super witty, charming and funny, performed amazing array of magic that kept all our guests entertained. Would defiantly book him again.

A
15 June 2015

Fantastic - Fantastic - Fantastic - You are both stars, once again you exceeded all my expectations - You made it a night to remember - Thank you both so much

S
15 June 2015

Fantastic singing and magic, always puts a smile on your face, brilliante burlesque too would recommend to everyone will deff be booking again in the future!! Xx

J
13 June 2015

1st visit today and will defo be back! Lots of lovely things to look at (and buy, don't tell my husband!) Great cake and a great atmosphere, well done! X

A
13 June 2015

This is simply the best vintage fair around ! Music , dancing , tea and cake and lots of beautiful things to buy !!!! What more could you want ! X

A
13 June 2015

What an amazing day. Really loved visiting Monica's vintage fair today. Can't wait for August. Xx

M
13 June 2015

Great couple of very good entertainers, have watched them, worked with them and had a lot of great occasions with them, they are what it says on the tin, enjoy as much as we do.

S
13 June 2015

Fantastic work guys - you are always a joy to see!! Keep up the good work!! ;)

R
13 June 2015

Absolutely awesome entertainment. True professionals!

S
12 June 2015

Brilliant ☺you will not be disappointed. Adam is a fantastic magician a must have for any party xx

S
12 June 2015

Love love love these guys !!! Can't wait to see them again! Love you two ❤️

I
11 June 2015

Adam & Rosie always give 100% every time they are true pros in every sense of the word.Ive had the pleasure of working alongside them on many occasions & have to say that its always been Bloomin` Smashin` everytime! ............Not`arf! Cheers! Viv the Spiv. More...

L
11 June 2015

Thank you so much for the excellent entertainment at my wedding! People are still talking about your singing and your magic! You really helped make my day special and at such reasonable cost I couldn't have asked for more!! Xxxx More...

L
11 June 2015

Fabulous professional entertainment for both children and adults. I love any event with either Adam or Rosy apples. Brilliant x

M
11 June 2015

One word to describe Adam and Rosie ... Awesome! We thought they were so good we used them for our wedding.

C
10 June 2015

Had these guys at my dad's 50th and uncles 50th parties and they were amazing! Highly recommended!! X

A
10 June 2015

Have seen Adam preform loads of times and he is one of the best

T
10 June 2015

Quality entertainment delivered by two of the nicest people in show business. You will not be dissapointed if you venture up Adam & Rosy Apples pathway.

T
10 June 2015

These peeps are the best. Followed Adam and his crew for years now. Excellent entertainment for young and old. A big thank you for being part of our Grand children's happy memories. Say Hi to Rosie.. All our very best.. Wendy & Tim XX More...

C
10 June 2015

We have seen both Adam & Rosie perform at various events and were so impressed have booked them to put on a show at our very own Birthday party and feel very confident all our guests will enjoy the show.

T
10 June 2015

Amazing entertainment!!!! Would definitely recommend to others x

T
10 June 2015

One word "Amazing" You will not be disappointed. I actually believe in magic after seeing Adam perform!

V
7 June 2015

Had an absolute blast ! What amazing entertainment we had at our son and daughter-in -laws wedding yesterday everyone had a fab time ! The children and parents have all commented on how lovely it was to have childrens entertaiment too ! Thankyou both so much ! More...

L
17 March 2015

My first visit to one of Monica's Vintage fair. I was so relieved at how friendly all the stall holders were. Especially the lovely ladies who let me breastfeed my baby on their furniture stall, not once but twice! Really appreciated that. Was lucky to get a good parking space bit perhaps having parking ushers would be helpful for future fairs. Looking forward to the next one. More...

A
14 March 2015

Excellent always worth a visit, they work so hard, thank you �

L
9 March 2015

Excellent magic show and entertainment for my daughter's birthday party. Value for money in every way. All the kids loved the magic and said that it was the best part of the party. Would definitely recommend to friends and family, and I will be booking again More...

L
5 January 2015

Thank you for another fantastic new year. My guests loved the table magic... Especially the spider! Singing awesome as ever. .. and everyone enjoyed the disco into the early hours. See you next year xx More...

S
3 December 2014

I love (and look forward) to your Fairs. I bought some gorgeous bits at the last one. Love the entertainment and hopefully will have more time to stop at the next one for a slice of the gorgeous looking cakes on offer! x

K
23 November 2014

Great people to work with xx

N
3 November 2014

Thank you for doing such a great job at my wedding 31.10.14 my wedding party loved it you put a smile on every ones face from the start and kept them all entertained from start to finsh will be booking you again many thanks naomi lewis and jon lewis xx

O
2 November 2014

Adam did the entertainment for my daughter and son in laws wedding, with his close up magic, balloon modelling, rat pack session and disco. Only one word sums it up "BRILLIANT" More...

D
23 September 2014

What can I say, my wedding day was made all the more special with great music, live singing, close up magic, witty banter and even balloon animals for the kids. Can't recommend this bunch of uber talented entertainers enough! More...

J
13 September 2014

another great time had by me and daughter only bad thing we ran out of money xxxxxx

J
6 July 2014

Booked Adam for my daughters 7th birthday party, had between 25 and 30 kids there and Adam had their total attention and had them both in stitches and spellbound. His magic tricks were so good even the adults wanted more! Would 100% recommend this first class entertainer. More...

K
14 June 2014

Fantastic day!

A
5 June 2014

So glad I booked these guys for my sons 5th birthday party. Apart from having all the children totally transfixed, the adults loved it too. Had so many mums ask where I found them and that it was the best Kids Magic Show they had seen. They are fresh, funny, professional and very engaging. My advice Book Them ASAP!!! Class act and made my son's birthday. More...

B
2 June 2014

Adam performed amazing close up magic at my sons wedding. His skills and very witty banter thrilled everyone. Top class entertainer. Highly recommended.

A
3 May 2014

These guys did the most brilliant disco for my kids birthday party today. One was 4 and the other 6, and they and all their friends (even us mums) had so much fun. Can't recommend them enough xx

A
21 April 2014

Saw the magic show today at the Hop Farm - great show and kids really enjoyed it! Loved the jokes in with the magic and his skills at keeping the kids sitting and laughing and enjoying the show! Just as many laughs from the adults as the kids Will make the journey back next half term for more fun and magic our girls are excited about the pirates and princess's theme! Great ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ More...

L
7 April 2014

My children thoroughly enjoyed the magic show in the big red barn today. I saw Adam and Leanne at a children's party a few months ago. They are the best children's entertainers I have ever seen. Keep up the good work!!! More...

A
6 April 2014

Had Adam and Rosy at my husbands 50th, everyone loved them. Brilliant close up magic from Adam and a cheeky little burlesque routine from Rosy!

G
23 March 2014

Brillant night.. hosted my dads 50th birthday at the labworth in canvey xx and blow every body away

L
23 March 2014

Adam and Leanne were amazing at my wedding yesterday. We had a kids show,magic,rat pack singing and disco. Everyone enjoyed it. Adam was showing everyone all the dance moves. I would highly recommend them. More...

K
15 March 2014

Adam and Leanne where wonderful at my sons 6th birthday party, lively, funny, entertaining and just the right side of naughty, the kids loved them as did the adults. I will recommend them to my friends as they were so much fun. More...

A
10 March 2014

Adam and Rosy are magnificent at what they do, Adam is a brilliant all-round entertainer with his fantastic, mysterious magic tricks and he can also sing a good song too and what Rosy can do with fire will blow your mind!

Photos (4)

See all

Videos (9)

See all

Q&A

Experience, entertain knowledge, adapting to and playing/performing to the room. Keeping it fun, fresh and fabulously entertaining.

Amazing professional extremely entertaining, fun, fresh, experienced and polished entertainmet.

I've been interested in magic since I was 5 years old when I got my first trick and have been doing it a full time professional since I was 15 I'm now 40 and still love it with a passion.

There wouldn't be enough room on here to talk you through all the entertainment that we can provide on her, but as you can see form our breif bio's above you are 100 percent guaranteed truely great professional entertainment.

Having a job where we are doing what we love with a passion is one of the best feeings ever.

My Dad and it's also something I've always wanted to do.

Because we are extremely highly professional, reliable, provided more form two entertainers than you will ever find anywhere else and we are also very reasonably priced. Why go and hire loads of different performers when we can cover it between the two of us, less fuss, less time and less money. So just Keep Calm And Book Us!

Twitter

Services

WEDDING ENTERTAINMENT Here at Keep Calm And Book Us, we strive to bring you the very best in entertainment and value. Why source all of your entertainment from various companies that charge fees and commission, or have to deal with many different performers and specialists when you can get it all in one highly skilled and very professional place! Less time, fuss, worry, people to deal with and of course less cost. So if you're going to do it, then do it right and just Keep Calm And Book Us. Below are some of our Wedding packages, please remember that all the entertainment listed, and more can be hired individually as well as in these discounted packages. All DJ - Entertainment Wedding packages are based on 5 hours, (except the last two extended packages) any extra hours up to 12.00midnight, (later in the last two extended packages) are charged at £50.00 per hour, then after that time £100 per hour or part there of. If needed all packages can be tailor-made to suit your needs. Prices exclude petrol cost. Book our silver, Gold or Platinum packages and you can hire any of the listed extras at greatly discounted prices. Up lighters - Our top of the range professional wireless room up-lighters. They are the perfect addition to your venue for that extra bit of wow, class, light and atmosphere. Normal hire price for 6 up-lighters is £200, but if booked with any of the first 5 packages you get them at the discounted hire price of only £100. Extras Wedding trees Wedding postboxes Sweet cart Wedding bunting Fun photo stand and props Candy floss cart Pop corn cart Sweet trees Sweet table Sweet favours Ferrero Rocher Heart towers Life sized Bride and Groom balloon models Children's entertainment room Top of the range professional wireless room up-lighters Burlesque performance Stilt walking Other performers (you name it we can supply it) (If you would like Photos, prices and more information on any of the aboveboard items, just ask) Ok now on to the wedding packages, please remember they are not set in stone, we can make any package to suit your individual needs. After all it's your big day! So if there's something you don't want, change it! WEDDING ENTERTAINMENT PACKAGES BASIC PACKAGE - On a shoe string Our state of the art professional disco with well over 40,000 songs (even more if the venue has wifi), full rig with sound, lights, smoke machine (if allowed at venue), PLUS MC/ hosting skills. Cost - £350 for five hours BRONZE PACKAGE - Getting the party started Our Basic Package but with more lights, PLUS balloon models for kids of all ages! Cost - £380 for five hours SILVER PACKAGE - Great wedding fun Our Bronze Package PLUS one hours kids entertainment, (this can include party games, party dances, balloon lessons and a full magic show!) if the venue has a spare room/space even better we can keep the younger guests out of the way for a little bit. (Something you don't want? Not a problem just swap it) Cost - £480 for five hours GOLD PACKAGE - Wow, what a wedding! Our Silver Package PLUS one set of our Rat Pack style singing and one hour of close-up magic. (Something you don't want? Not a problem just swap it) Cost - £600 for five hours PLATINUM PACKAGE - Now that’s what I call a wedding! (Our Most Popular Package) Our Gold Package with even more lights, PLUS an extra set of our Rat Pack style singing or an extra hour of close-up magic or an extra half or each (Something you don't want? Not a problem just swap it) Cost - £700 for five hours DIAMOND PACKAGE - The mother of all weddings! Our Platinum Package PLUS Toastmaster for the day including some extra daytime close up magic, bespoke wedding postbox, as well as discounted rates on anything listed under Extra Entertainment detailed on our website (subject to availability) Oh and why not, go on then have an extra hour of disco/background music on us (up until midnight) also 6 top of the range professional room up-lighters (Something you don't want? Not a problem just swap it) Cost - £980 for six hours KOHINOOR DIAMOND PACKAGE - The mother of all weddings... And then some! Guaranteed to blow all other weddings away with the total wow factor! No one else can offer all this amazing wedding entertainment at one great price. Our Diamond package PLUS fire performances, stilt walker set, another extra hour of close up magic and one other street style performer to meet and greet, mix & mingle and do sets throughout the wedding to keep you and your guests thoroughly entertained, a tastefully fun wedding burlesque routine (if you like). This package is not just 5 or 6 hours, we will be available for the whole day, that's right! From start to finish if need be (up till 1.00am), background music at the church or entertainers greeting your guests as they arrive, entertainment and background music during the wedding breakfast even mic and pa for those all-important speeches. Then entertainment during that lull before the evening, often when the photos are being taken. After that it can be as full on as you wanted from the arrival of your evening guests to the end of your wedding PLUS sweet cart or sweet table with loads of yummy sweets, Ferrero Rocher Heart tower with 172 chocolates, wedding trees, life size bride and groom balloon models, wedding bunting, children's entertainment room (small separate room needed for this), fun photo stand with props and a popcorn cart. (Something you don't want? Not a problem just swap it) Cost - £1680 for the whole day, yes anytime from 10.00am till 1.00am, up to a whopping 15 hours! Adam and Leanne - bringing the best in professional entertainment since 1993 Website - www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Like page - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus Burlesque website - www.rosyapples.com Burlesque like page - www.facebook.com/RosyApples Instagram - www.Instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus Twitter - @keepcalmbookus

CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT Please find below our super party packages and wonderful party extra add-ons! Don't forget all packages are not set in stone and can be tailor-made to suit your individual needs. PARTY PACKAGE ONE - on a budget - basic but fun party package Fun and funky full on 30min magic show with lots of comedy, magic and plenty of audience participation, even the adults will enjoy this magic show! If you wanted to make this party a little longer and add an extra something why not have lovely balloon models made for every child after the magic show, making it about 45 minutes of fun! Total entertainment time - 30 minutes or approximately 45 minutes with balloon models Cost - £80.00 or with balloon models (based on up to 30 children) £100.00 plus petrol cost PARTY PACKAGE TWO - party starter - more for you money Same as party package one but with party dances, party games and balloon model prizes all with lots of engaging interaction, plenty of comedy and silly slapstick fun, with one or two fantastic children's entertainers. Total entertainment time - 1 hour Cost - £140 plus petrol cost PARTY PACKAGE THREE - bigger and better - extra party time Same as party package two but a longer party with more games, party dances and balloon prizes. Total entertainment time - 1 hour and 20 minutes Cost - £170 plus petrol cost PARTY PACKAGE FOUR - full on party fun - now that's what I call a children's party! Same as party package three but an even longer party with our funny food conga, happy birthday moment, two entertainers, balloon models for up to 40 children and background music while they eat (more children, not a problem, just let us know). Total entertainment time - 2 hours Cost - £230 plus petrol cost PARTY PACKAGE FIVE - magical party - it's all about the magic One magician and a full hour of just great magic! Be amazed and amused with loads and loads of magic, loads of audience participation and all kinds of tricks that even the adults will enjoy! Total entertainment time - 1 hour Cost - £150 plus petrol PARTY PACKAGE SIX - children's disco - now that's what I call a party! Our fabulous DJ and party entertainer will bring the party to life with a full, fun and funky children's disco, plenty of lights, music, party games, dance competitions, balloon model prizes and half price balloon models for everyone ! We will have every body up, involved and boogying along in no time Total entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - one hour £130, one and a half hours £200, two hours £230 and then £50 per hour after that, plus petrol cost (balloon models for everyone only £10.00 with this package per 30 children) PARTY EXTRA ADD-ONS Why not make your party even more memorable by adding something from the extra party add-ons below, if you need anymore details or photos just ask. Balloon models Our most popular children's party extra add-ons, fantastic balloon models for every child at the party to take away with them. Although we do make a few balloon prizes during the party most of the children don't get them, but with this add-on everyone does! As for the birthday person/persons they will get even more. Cost - £20.00 (based on up to 30 children, more than 30 not a problem, just ask for a quote) Glow bands Throw some extra fun and colour into the party with theses funky glow bands. Our most popular disco add-on, have them to give out instead or in party bags. The perfect accompaniment to any party! Each child will get two different coloured glow bands and the birthday person/persons get four Cost - £1.00 per child Walkabout balloon modeller Already got plenty of entertainment going on at the party, or maybe it's the type of event that just requires something more low-key? Then booking a walkabout balloon modeller is just the thing! Or why not upgrade to a bigger wow factor and have the balloon modeller towering above the guests on stilts! This makes for great photo opportunities for the adults as well as the children. Total extra entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - £50.00 per hour or on stilts £120 first hour then £70.00 per hour thereafter. Themed party's Make the party stand out from the norm and add a theme to it. The theme can be anything you like to mark the occasion, you're only restricted by the confines of your own imagination. Super heroes, pirate, cowboy, princess, knights, fairies and elves, Disney, High School Musical, farmyard, Starwars, dinosaur, space, magical, wizard safari, Hawaiian, Alice in wonderland, pets, vintage, nursery rhymes, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Summer etc and that's only the start! Cost - depends on the theme etc we have lots of themed packages ready to go so just ask us we love a challenge! Cupcake decorating This is a great addition to any party. It's easy, fun, interactive and tasty too ! We provide all the cupcakes, icing, sprinkles, chocolate, marshmallows etc and will supervise and help all the guests in the making. At only £1.00 per child it's fab and something different to have at any children's party. Could also save on having to supply dessert, as the children's can do this after the party food. Total extra entertainment time - approximately 20 minutes Cost - £1.00 per child (minimum charge of £30.00) Balloon workshop Fun and interactive hands on balloon modelling workshop where the children get to learn and make balloon models they can then keep afterwards. Each child gets to make two balloon models and then they all get a pre-made balloon model as well! Total extra entertainment time - approximately 20-30 minutes Cost - £60.00 Face painting Fantastic professional face painter, highly trained and skilled in the art of face painting, is a worthy addition to any party. Full face, half face, cheek, hand or arm designs and themed if needed. Total extra entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - £50 per hour etc or if it's just a smaller party and you will not need an hour then it's £3.00 per face (minimum charge of £30.00) Sweet cart hire Our fabulous children's sweet cart loaded with yummy sweets. Also comes with jars, bags, scoops, tongs, lights and plinth. Cost - £130 Close up adult magic Treat your adult guests to a wow factor with some really amazing, magic while the kids eat or while they are having balloons made for them. Total extra entertainment time - 15 minutes + Cost - £20.00 per 15 minutes Pass the parcel Our hand made pass the parcel in lovely material bags, loaded with prizes or themed prizes. Cost - £30.00 (based on 25 children, extra charge for themed prizes) Candy-floss/Popcorn carts yummy and scrummy treats for all the party guests, young and old alike will love our marvellous carts. Whether it's hot and tasty popcorn severed to perfection or one of the many succulently scrumptious favours of freshly spun candy-floss, our carts just what you need to at that extra sweet touch to any occasion. Total extra entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - 2 hours £100 each or both for £175 Magic gifts A lovely magical treat for the birthday person/persons to take home with them. Simple but very effected magic tricks that are easy to learn, a small free magic lesson can be given to them if necessary. Some of the magic trick may even be featured in the Magic show! £20.00  Magic gifts for the guests A marvellous magic trick for every child to take away with them with a free lesson on how to perform it! Cost - £5.00 per child (if booked for over 20 children the birthday person get the £20.00 set for free!) Funky postbox Something to dress the room and add an extra pizzazz to the party is our bespoke postboxes for guests to put the birthday persons/persons cards in. Available in Red or White, compleat with silver stand, lockable doors and light up bases, the kids seem to love putting the gifts around it and posting the cards in it. Cost - £10.00 hire cost, red or white one or both for £15.00 Discounted rates available on multiple party extras items FOR WEDDING OR OTHER EVENTS Children's entertainment room Got lots of Children attending your wedding/event/party? Struggling for ideas to keep them occupied? Want your guests with children to enjoy the big day without having to spend most of it running after their kids? Has the venue got an extra room to spare? If you just gave us four yes', then you're either the X-Factor Judges or in-need of our help... Don’t panic, we can fix everything with our Children’s Entertainment Room. Just give us a room and we will do the rest! We will keep them entertained with magic show, balloon models, games, workshops, face painting, competitions, make & take, storytelling, stilt walking, fire performing (if allowed and also only outside the venue), some giant games, music, party dances, circus skills, a Wii console and DS's with loads of games, interactive ipads and two very talented, trusted, qualified and dedicated members of staff (extra staff may be required depending of the number of children) to oversee all the fun, while keeping the little cherubs happy, cheerful and most importantly out of the way. Total extra entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - £425 for four hours then £50.00 per hour thereafter, plus petrol cost. Also if you book the children's entertainment room you can book close up magic for the adults at the wedding at the discounted rate of £60.00 per hour. (normally charged at 1 hour £130, 2 hours £220 and then £95.00 per hour thereafter) You could also add a children's sweet table and some soft drinks to this package to really keep even happier. Venue Not sure where you're having the party? Well we also now offer a fab party venue that we co-own based inside The Hop Farm Family Park called The Big Red Barn. It has plenty of space a stage, lighting, sound, seats, tables and catering. Much more enjoyable than a hall and you can also visit the farm and animals and make a day of it! Total extra entertainment time - as long as you require Cost - tbc depending on what you required Adam and Leanne - bringing the best in professional entertainment since 1993 Website - www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Like page - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus Instagram - www.Instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus Twitter - @keepcalmbookus

We offer so many different individual and packages of entertainment that it’s too many to list here, so just ask for a quote on any of our wonderful entertaining skills form the list in our info section of here or get in contact with us. If it’s entertainment not listed still ask as we work with and know 1000’s of entertainment professionals so could probably find you the require entertainment and like us it will be at great prices as well xxx